And the winners are:
SCARLETT - Vivien Leigh (50%)
MAMMY - Tie between Hattie McDaniel and Queen Latifah (50%)
JULIE - Jennifer Aniston (60%)
ASHLEY - Leslie Howard (50%)
RHETT - Clark Gable (66%)
Thank you for voting!
FADE IN:
INT. MANSION. POST-CIVIL WAR ATLANTA, GEORGIA - DAY
SCARLETT escorts her new SUITOR to the front door of her mansion.
SUITOR
Don't leave me on tender hooks, Scarlett.
SCARLETT
Fiddle-dee-dee! I'll give you my answer tomorrow.
As MAMMY appears,
SCARLETT
Good day, Mr. Finnegan.
Upon his departure,
MAMMY
Miss Marsden is waiting in the drawing room.
SCARLETT
Bring in tea and biscuits, Mammy.
INT. DRAWING ROOM - SAME
JULIE MARSDEN is admiring Ashley Wilkes' photo. When Scarlett appears, she sets it back in its rightful place.
SCARLETT
(extending her hand)
It's so very nice to meet you, Miss Marsden.
MISS MARSDEN
Please -- call me Julie.
SCARLETT
Are you planning on building a home here
in Atlanta, Julie? I'm not ashamed to say
I have the finest Georgia pine.
Mammy enters and sets the tray of tea and biscuits down.
JULIE
Frankly, I've come for your advice.
SCARLETT
Advice?
JULIE
What's your secret?
SCARLETT
(perplexed)
Secret?
JULIE
You've been married three times.
(sarcastically)
Seems I'll be an old maid.
SCARLETT
Fiddle-dee-dee, Julie.
JULIE
Fiddle-dee-dee? That's the secret?
Before Scarlett replies, ASHLEY stumbles in.
ASHLEY
There you are, Scarlett. I rushed over to tell you...
He stops abruptly at the sight of Julie.
ASHLEY
Hello.
JULIE
(sensually)
Fiddle-dee-dee.
As she pours herself a cup of tea,
ASHLEY
Let me help you.
Scarlett watches on, aghast.
SCARLETT
(in rapid exchange)
Fiddle-dee-dee.
On cue, Ashley stops pouring to tend to Scarlett.
JULIE
(competitively)
Fiddle-dee-dee, Ashley.
RHETT BUTLER barges in past Mammy.
RHETT
Scarlett, it's just no good. I can't go on without you.
SCARLETT
Rhett!
As Ashley pats Julie's hand,
SCARLETT
Ashley!
RHETT
Once and for all, Scarlett, make up your mind!
SCARLETT
And spoil the fun?
RHETT
(frustrated, turns to Mammy)
Fiddle-dee-dee, Mammy!
MAMMY
(blushing)
Lordy, Mr. Rhett. You is bad!
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**
How many references to the film, Gone with the Wind, can you find?
http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
JACK AND JILL - An encore presentation
And the winners are:
Jack - Johnny Depp (80%)
Jill - Kate Winslet (80%)
Thank you for voting!
FADE IN:
EXT. FOOT OF HILL - DAY
JACK and JILL climbed up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Lying on the grass, distorted images of trees beneath the sky come into view as Jack slowly regains consciousness.
JILL
Jack, can you hear me?
Gingerly touching his bruised head, Jack sits up.
JACK
What happened?
JILL
You broke your crown again.
JACK
My crown? I do not wear a crown.
Studying his clothing, then feeling his face,
JACK
Where is my mask? And my cape?
JILL
Mask? Cape?
JACK
Have we had the pleasure of meeting, Senorita?
JILL
We've only climbed that hill fetching water for
what seems like an eternity.
JACK
Me? Fetch water?
JILL
Jack...
JACK
And why do you insist on calling me Jack? I am
Don Juan deMarco.
JILL
Who?
As he stands upright,
JACK
The greatest lover in the world.
JILL
(rolls her eyes)
If we don't fetch the water, we'll be sacked. Not
now, of all times.
JACK
My dear Senorita. You must not fret.
JILL
It takes more than love to pay the bills.
JACK
So young and so cynical. Do not underestimate
the power of love. And, it just so happens -- I am
rich.
JILL
And where, prey tell, is the money?
JACK
On the other side of the hill.
JILL
(sighs)
Okay. Let's go.
Jack and Jill climbed up the hill to fetch deMarco's money. Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Moaning, Jack lies in a stupor.
JILL
Jack?
(no response)
Mr. deMarco.
JACK
Who?
JILL
James Bond.
JACK
(thoughtfully)
No.
JILL
Robin Hood.
JACK
No.
Jill takes his hand and guides him over the hill. As they disappear,
JILL (OS)
The King of England.
JACK (OS)
Yes, King George. No, King Edward. No...
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**
http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/
Jack - Johnny Depp (80%)
Jill - Kate Winslet (80%)
Thank you for voting!
FADE IN:
EXT. FOOT OF HILL - DAY
JACK and JILL climbed up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Lying on the grass, distorted images of trees beneath the sky come into view as Jack slowly regains consciousness.
JILL
Jack, can you hear me?
Gingerly touching his bruised head, Jack sits up.
JACK
What happened?
JILL
You broke your crown again.
JACK
My crown? I do not wear a crown.
Studying his clothing, then feeling his face,
JACK
Where is my mask? And my cape?
JILL
Mask? Cape?
JACK
Have we had the pleasure of meeting, Senorita?
JILL
We've only climbed that hill fetching water for
what seems like an eternity.
JACK
Me? Fetch water?
JILL
Jack...
JACK
And why do you insist on calling me Jack? I am
Don Juan deMarco.
JILL
Who?
As he stands upright,
JACK
The greatest lover in the world.
JILL
(rolls her eyes)
If we don't fetch the water, we'll be sacked. Not
now, of all times.
JACK
My dear Senorita. You must not fret.
JILL
It takes more than love to pay the bills.
JACK
So young and so cynical. Do not underestimate
the power of love. And, it just so happens -- I am
rich.
JILL
And where, prey tell, is the money?
JACK
On the other side of the hill.
JILL
(sighs)
Okay. Let's go.
Jack and Jill climbed up the hill to fetch deMarco's money. Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Moaning, Jack lies in a stupor.
JILL
Jack?
(no response)
Mr. deMarco.
JACK
Who?
JILL
James Bond.
JACK
(thoughtfully)
No.
JILL
Robin Hood.
JACK
No.
Jill takes his hand and guides him over the hill. As they disappear,
JILL (OS)
The King of England.
JACK (OS)
Yes, King George. No, King Edward. No...
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**
http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/
Sunday, January 3, 2010
RUNNING ON RESOLUTIONS - An encore presentation
And the winners are:
NICK - Toni Randall (40%)
AL - Jack Klugman (40%)
Thank you for voting!
FADE IN:
EXT. RUNNERS' PATH. CENTRAL PARK - DAY
Two MEN are jogging together in Central Park on a freezing January morning.
AL
I should have my head examined for letting
you talk me into running this morning.
NICK
And break last year's resolution? You lost
how many pounds? Five? I lost at least ten.
And since I stopped smoking the year before,
my doctor says my lungs are clean as a whistle.
And when I started eating a low-fat diet the
year before that, my cholesterol is as low as
my low-rise underwear.
And since I promised to help around the
house, my wife is one happy camper,
especially in the bedroom.
Al rolls his eyes.
NICK
And how about the year we started our
business. I vowed I'd stop complaining
about your three-hour lunches, and
your endless long-distance calls, and
your so-called business write-offs...
more like expensive gifts to Liz,
Sandra, Connie, and God only knows
who else.
AL
Have you decided on this year's
resolution yet?
NICK
You know me. If I can't keep it, I won't
make it. Why? You have any ideas?
AL
Yeah. A vow of silence.
Their VOICES fade out...
NICK
You know I can't do that. How else can
I tell you what's on my mind.
AL
What's left of it.
...as they disappear out of view.
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**
http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/
NICK - Toni Randall (40%)
AL - Jack Klugman (40%)
Thank you for voting!
FADE IN:
EXT. RUNNERS' PATH. CENTRAL PARK - DAY
Two MEN are jogging together in Central Park on a freezing January morning.
AL
I should have my head examined for letting
you talk me into running this morning.
NICK
And break last year's resolution? You lost
how many pounds? Five? I lost at least ten.
And since I stopped smoking the year before,
my doctor says my lungs are clean as a whistle.
And when I started eating a low-fat diet the
year before that, my cholesterol is as low as
my low-rise underwear.
And since I promised to help around the
house, my wife is one happy camper,
especially in the bedroom.
Al rolls his eyes.
NICK
And how about the year we started our
business. I vowed I'd stop complaining
about your three-hour lunches, and
your endless long-distance calls, and
your so-called business write-offs...
more like expensive gifts to Liz,
Sandra, Connie, and God only knows
who else.
AL
Have you decided on this year's
resolution yet?
NICK
You know me. If I can't keep it, I won't
make it. Why? You have any ideas?
AL
Yeah. A vow of silence.
Their VOICES fade out...
NICK
You know I can't do that. How else can
I tell you what's on my mind.
AL
What's left of it.
...as they disappear out of view.
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**
http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/
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