And the winners are:
Columbus - Tie: Marlon Brando (35%)
Antonio Banderas (35%)
Captain Jack Sparrow - Johnny Depp (80%)
Davy Jones - Peter Lorre (45%)
Teacher - Reese Witherspoon (50%)
Thank you for voting!
INT. CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS. SANTA MARIA - DAY
In his quarters, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS furiously makes notes after studying compass readings and maps. His pilot, SANCHO RUIZ, enters his quarters.
Sir, you're needed on deck.
What is it?
A ship is on the horizon.
EXT. DECK. SANTA MARIA - DAY
Columbus hurries onto the deck. He studies the ship's black hull and sails.
Here? Should we stand ready for battle?
No, we'll negotiate.
As the Santa Maria and the Black Pearl grow within hearing distance of each other,
What brings you to these parts, Sparrow?
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
The same as you, Columbus. Spices, silk, a short cut to the Indies.
The ships are parallel; Columbus and Sparrow face-to-face.
You'll never find it, Sparrow.
Columbus remains steadfast as Sparrow gestures to his pilot who disappears, then moments later reappears with Island Natives and a chest of booty.
Where did you find them?
That is for me to know and for you to find out.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Sparrow jumps onto a mast, then steers the ship; speeding ahead.
Remain on course.
When land is sighted, the crew notices a fiery glow with billowing smoke; the Black Pearl uneasy in the water.
Get ready to land, Sancho.
EXT. ISLAND - NIGHT
The Santa Maria docks adjacent to the Black Pearl. As its crew climbs down, Sparrow and his men are eating fish on leaves, fraternizing with the natives, and worse for drink.
Columbus steps up to Sparrow who salutes Columbus.
Let's get back onboard, Sancho.
Sparrow fumbles to his feet.
Come on you bungling idiots.
The Black Pearl is on Santa Maria's hull. When Columbus sights land, he jumps overboard and swims ashore, collapsing.
As Sparrow is about to do the same, DAVY JONES emerges from the water.
Not now, Davy.
We've got lots to talk about, Sparrow.
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
A female TEACHER stands before a classroom of engrossed ten-year olds.
So children, without Davy Jones' help, Columbus may not have discovered the Caribbean Islands.
A girl raises her hand.
But what happened to Johnny Depp?
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**