The Perfect Kiss

And the winners are:
Owen Wilson (37%) as Mike
Luke Wilson (37%) as Harry
Woody Allen (87%) as the Director
Heather Locklear (37%) as Gail
Marisa Tomei (42%) as Christine
Cherize Therone (37%) as Kelly
Thank you for voting!

FADE IN:

EXT. TIMES SQUARE. MANHATTAN - WEEKEND BEFORE NEW YEAR'S EVE

Two male FRIENDS are passing and intrigued by a CROWD consisting of a CAMERA CREW and LIP-LOCKED COUPLES gathered at Times Square.

HARRY and MIKE approach a couple CONVERSING.

HARRY
What's going on?

COUPLE
We're rehearsing our kiss for New Year's Eve.

MIKE
You're what?

COUPLE
For television. We're all participating in the group kiss for New Year's.

MIKE
You rehearse your kiss?

DIRECTOR
Okay, listen up people. Gail, our kissing expert, is
going to give you some tips for that perfect kiss.

Mike and Harry exchange amused glances.

GAIL
Here's a few tips to keep in mind. First, abstain
from kissing until midnight just to make it extra
sweet. Second, keep your lips moist and make
sure you have lots of breath mints on hand.

Mike bursts into LAUGHTER. He abruptly stops when the crowd glares at him.

GAIL
Now this is for the guys. Women enjoy a kiss to
build slowly...to a crescendo if you will. It makes
it much more juicy, fun, and pleasurable.

MIKE
(chuckling)
Remember that, Harry.

Two attractive WOMEN approach them. To Harry,

Christine
Hi. We noticed you were alone and wondered if
you'd be our kissing partners of convenience?

Harry barely gets a word in as Christine smooches him. Dumbfounded, Harry can only stare at her.

MIKE
(laughing)
That was convenient.

Christine's friend, KELLY, grabs Mike's face and kisses him firmly. When she stops, Mike smacks his lips.

MIKE
Would you mind trying that again? For crescendo's
sake.

Stroking his face, Kelly sensually kisses him.

DIRECTOR
Okay. On the count of five people.

COUPLES
Five, four, three, two, one. Happy New Year!

On cue, each kisses his or her partner. Mike and Kelly haven't stopped kissing. When they finally come up for air,

MIKE
(dazzled)
How convenient is 2009?

FADE TO BLACK

**written by petra michelle**

http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/