GRAB SOME POPCORN, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SHOW!

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Perfect Kiss

And the winners are:
Owen Wilson (37%) as Mike
Luke Wilson (37%) as Harry
Woody Allen (87%) as the Director
Heather Locklear (37%) as Gail
Marisa Tomei (42%) as Christine
Cherize Therone (37%) as Kelly
Thank you for voting!

FADE IN:

EXT. TIMES SQUARE. MANHATTAN - WEEKEND BEFORE NEW YEAR'S EVE

Two male FRIENDS are passing and intrigued by a CROWD consisting of a CAMERA CREW and LIP-LOCKED COUPLES gathered at Times Square.

HARRY and MIKE approach a couple CONVERSING.

HARRY
What's going on?

COUPLE
We're rehearsing our kiss for New Year's Eve.

MIKE
You're what?

COUPLE
For television. We're all participating in the group kiss for New Year's.

MIKE
You rehearse your kiss?

DIRECTOR
Okay, listen up people. Gail, our kissing expert, is
going to give you some tips for that perfect kiss.

Mike and Harry exchange amused glances.

GAIL
Here's a few tips to keep in mind. First, abstain
from kissing until midnight just to make it extra
sweet. Second, keep your lips moist and make
sure you have lots of breath mints on hand.

Mike bursts into LAUGHTER. He abruptly stops when the crowd glares at him.

GAIL
Now this is for the guys. Women enjoy a kiss to
build slowly...to a crescendo if you will. It makes
it much more juicy, fun, and pleasurable.

MIKE
(chuckling)
Remember that, Harry.

Two attractive WOMEN approach them. To Harry,

Christine
Hi. We noticed you were alone and wondered if
you'd be our kissing partners of convenience?

Harry barely gets a word in as Christine smooches him. Dumbfounded, Harry can only stare at her.

MIKE
(laughing)
That was convenient.

Christine's friend, KELLY, grabs Mike's face and kisses him firmly. When she stops, Mike smacks his lips.

MIKE
Would you mind trying that again? For crescendo's
sake.

Stroking his face, Kelly sensually kisses him.

DIRECTOR
Okay. On the count of five people.

COUPLES
Five, four, three, two, one. Happy New Year!

On cue, each kisses his or her partner. Mike and Kelly haven't stopped kissing. When they finally come up for air,

MIKE
(dazzled)
How convenient is 2009?

FADE TO BLACK

**written by petra michelle**

http://petramichelle.blogspot.com/

12 comments:

Poetikat said...

I just can't see Hugh Grant as a "buddy", so I went with the Wilson brothers. I see Elle McPherson as Kelly. Great little story-line.

Kat

Tammy said...

I went with the Owen brothers too! They just seemed to fit perfectly here.

Buttercream Cottage said...

This story was fantastic! The music was perfect too.

Borut said...

Sweet an dazzling, yes!:) As an old-fashioned country boy, though, I prefer to have kisses sent by a personal messenger!:) …Happy new year, Petra!:)

Mama Zen said...

This is so cute and funny! What a sweet idea!

PV said...

Reminds me of New Years 1988. No practice run though, just live at the stoke of midnight. Fun memories!

Thanks for the comment and the wishes. Best wishes to you for 2009 pv! I hope it's a year that shines for you!

PV

Anonymous said...

Great way to start a new Year!;)

i beati said...

chills again - at the song. I love in New York that they shred their past year and write new wishes on confetti hahaha

i beati said...

how do you get music to play when you come on. I can never get that ..sandy

LarryG said...

this was terrific, and refrain from kissing till midnight, how interesting that!

just might be a plan!

Happy New Year Petra!

Tipper said...

So romantic Petra! Seems his new year is looking bright for sure!

Rowena said...

Loved this one very much Petra!