And the winners are:
Jack Lemmon (30%) as Nick
Jack Black (30%) as Al
Thank you for voting!
EXT. RUNNERS PATH. CENTRAL PARK - DAY
In Central Park, two middle-aged MEN are jogging together on a freezing January morning.
I should have my head examined for letting
you talk me into running this morning.
And break last year's resolution! You lost
how many pounds? Five? I lost at least
And since I stopped smoking the year before,
my doctor says my lungs are clean as a
And when I started eating a low-fat diet
the year before that, my cholesterol is
as low as my low-rise underwear.
And my wife is one happy camper since I
promised to help around the house, not
to mention in the bedroom.
Al rolls his eyes.
And how about the year we started our
business. I vowed I'd stop complaining
about your three-hour lunches, your
endless long-distance calls, your so-
called business write-offs. More like
expensive gifts to Liz, Sandra, Connie,
and God only knows who else.
Have you decided on this year's resolution,
You know me. If I can't keep it, I won't
make it. Why? You have any ideas?
Yeah. A vow of silence.
Their VOICES fade out...
You know I can't do that. How else can I share what's on
What's left of it.
...as they disappear out of view.
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**