And the winners are:
Nestor - Marty Feldman (37%)
Skip - Sean Connery (52%)
Jane - Kate Winslet (41%)
Mermaid - Uma Thurman (58%)
Thank you for voting!
EXT. DOCK. LOCH NESS - DAY
A MAN, dressed in full scuba gear, runs toward the end of the dock.
As he watches the bathyscaphe submerge,
I'm only a few minutes late...
He considers his options, adjusts his mask, then jumps into the water.
INT. BATHYSCAPHE - DAY
While the CAPTAIN steers at the navigation porthole, his female CO-PILOT peers through the observation porthole.
The water's very murky.
Jane, the luck I'm feeling today!
Nestor swims down towards the porthole of the bathyscaphe. Jane blinks at the object swimming towards her.
His face; a water-blown, disfigured image with bulging eyes, peers back at Jane. She GASPS at the sight.
What is that?
Skip joins Jane. Nestor's head bobs up and down, attempting to communicate they resurface.
I've never seen anything like it!
Nestor, wake up, will you?
Frustrated, Skip disappears upstairs while Jane continues to observe the creature bobbing up and down. Skip returns.
He's nowhere to be found!
Never mind. I think we should catch this thing.
Skip revs the propellor and lowers the towing fair lead. Nestor panics at the sight of the hook and swims away.
The chase is on. Nestor weaves through the Loch like an eel, the bathyscaphe on his tail.
Some time later, exhaustion sets in. Nestor stops swimming, feeling faint. He observes his tank to be low on oxygen. He has no choice but to wait for the bathyscaphe to lead him to the surface.
Suddenly, a bright light engulfs him. A beautiful MERMAID appears.
Nestor faints in her arms.
EXT. LOCH NESS - DAY
The bathyscaphe surfaces. When Jane and Skip appear on the bridge, they're shocked to see Nestor, unconscious, dangling on the hook.
Quick! Lower the lead!
They carefully free Nestor, gently set him onto the bridge, and immediately apply CPR.
He stirs, then looks up at Jane and Skip with huge, bulging eyes.
He hears SPLASHES in the water. When he turns, a mermaid is in the distance, diving in and out of the loch.
FADE TO BLACK
**written by petra michelle**